| The "Longshots Classic Thong" will be awarded to the player
who is shown to have violated one or more of the following rules: |
| 1) Hitting into a double play (In this league? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…) |
2a) 2 or 3 outs in 1 inning (Rally killer!!!)
2b) Stranding 3 base runners
2c) Strikeout (called 3rd strike - looking or swing and a miss)
2d) Strikeout (by a female pitcher) |
3a) Walking in a run (pitcher only)
3b) Walking 14 batters in a row |
| 4) Wearing rainbow colored shoes (Anytime, not just during a
softball game…) |
| 5) Swearing at an Umpire or any player named "Thom" |
| 6) Not running out a fly ball that is dropped |
| 7) Being the new guy (hahahahahaha….) |
| 8) Not paying league dues promptly |
9a) Answering your cell while rounding 3rd base.
9b) Answering your cell in the on deck circle or while batting. |
| 10) Generally sucking |
| 11) Base running into your teammate (Bonehead!!) |
| 12) Thinking there are two outs when there is only one and
otherwise costing the team a run |
| 13) Trying for an extra base when its clear that there is no
chance of making it and getting put out. (Not listening to your base coach….or
listening to one who was wrong…it's a tough world out there kids) |
| 14) SHOWING UP LATE TO THE GAME w/out missing a part of your
anatomy (Only valid excuse) |
| 15) Any bonehead play or other offense as deemed by the players serious enough to merit the award of the "Longshots
Classic Thong" |
| After each game the coach (Chad) will confer with his chosen "Leading from the Middle" leaders (HAHA) and award the sorry fool...um…the player most in need of motivation the prestigious "Longshots Classic Thong"
The award will be for 1 week where the "Thongman" will be required to return the award so it can be re-awarded.
Please note: Failure to return the "Longshots Classic Thong" award before the
next game will ensure that the offending player must WEAR the thong on the
outside of his/her uniform during the next game. (No one wants to see this guys,
really…lets just make sure it never happens…ok?) |
